Finally... Fun With the Parsley!

Kelli is an awesome woman! Any woman who would go along with this nonsense (enthusiastically at that) is tops in my book. Herewith, a detailed photo essay of Bell's Palsy, aka The Parsley.

A lopsided look of surprise. She is really trying to raise both eyebrows here.


A big smile.


Trying to close both eyes.


"Ooh" face. Notice how the left side muscles (camera right) overcompensate and pull her whole face to the left.


This is a subtle one (as our friend Mitchell Sargent says, "it puts the B in subtle".) She is trying to flare her nostrils, but the result is just a sideways nose.