Bowel Stalemate Breaks

Birmingham, AL -- Mediators were successful Friday night in their attempts to break the days-old stalemate in the cold war showdown between Cooper Franklin and the region of Colon. Conditions in the area had soured in recent days due to Franklin's introduction of soy into the Lower GI, traditional homeland of the ultra violent Bowel Movement. The showdown had resulted in a blockage of all major thoroughfares in the region.

The mediation relied heavily on an introduction of the fleet -- a Fleet enema. An intervention fueled by BabyLax eased tensions in the area and re-established the flow of... trade.