For comparison, here's Savannah's birth announcement:
Kelli and I are getting to know his features well enough now that we can tell the difference between them. The biggest difference we've noticed is the shape of their lips. Where Savannah has my top lip and Kelli's lower, Cooper has Kelli's top and my lower.
For those of you keeping score, that leaves Kelli and me with exactly no lips. Here we are, the lipless freaks, trying desperately to whistle. And of course, there will now be no kissing, which may explain what happens to the love lives of new parents. Don't you worry, though. We have a plan. I'm going to have my lovehandles lipo'd and the fat injected into our lips. That would give each of us lips roughly the size of a hippo's. Hippo lips. That's what they'll call us. Or lip handles. Your choice.
