Spam Title Haiku

Lately, we've been inundated with spam e-mails with bizarre titles. These are designed to get past word-based spam filters, while still vaguely resembling the English language. The results are nothing short of absurd.

It's a shame to waste these, so we've decided to celebrate them with a new feature here on the Stone Bridge: Spam Title Haiku.

True, it doesn't fit the strictest definition of Haiku, but you get the idea. Each line is an actual subject heading from a spam message we've received.

Here are our first two entries:

include lunch, but more times than
To cough a stipulation regular
you complain as fulfilment

A study as procrastinate
Have ask to soporific
As go a suburban

Category:

• Haiku